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rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

foxnewsofficial:

birds might be complimenting you 

alc0h0l:

CLICK FOR A DOPE BLOG

thesociallyawkwardasian:

‘please dont be gay porn’ i whisper as i scroll down tumblr in public

paepertowns:

how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park 

sheishigh:

Asdfghjkl! It’s so adorable!
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